What a week

Comforting, Michael jackson dying and the shit fest about it, H1N1, lies, more lies, did I mention lies? it's everywhere. bad news and shit flying around like the red baron on crack.

18th july, despite my best efforts at stopping time, it appears that my superhuman powers to manipulate reality have not manifested yet, I am very disappointed in that aspect. The date is looming... like some... uh... looming thing.

@regular coffee and soya bean milk drinkers, caffeine and soya bean milk can give men moobs. yes nick, that means you. soya bean supposedly has a protein or chemical that mimics estrogen which in turn causes bigger bust size. also soya bean has been known to cause men's swimmers to be less active.

oh and of course since everyone's blogging about H1N1, I feel kinda obliged to as well. I can sum it up in 1 sound and 3 words.

Um, I don't care.

Lastly, I've requested this before on facebook, I wanna hear some good news from any news source, I'm tired of hearing one disaster after another. I have not bought one newspaper since 2005 I think, in protest of the constant bad news they print, and also apparently unbeknownst to the newspaper companies, there's another source of news now called , TEH_INTERNETS.

Newspapers ought to be obsolete by now, I don't get it, is it some form of nostalgia, does turning dead trees hammered and broiled into thin sheets with ink on them provide some form of comfort to our minds? It's a bit of a hippy point of view but I honestly believe that newspapers should have died a long ass time ago in modern societies.

I wanna kiss you every minute,
every hour, every day.
You've got in a spin but everything is A.OK!

I believe in a thing called love
-The Darkness