A poem, and a joke.

A poem

Many parts of a woman,
are quite nice to the touch.

But one in particular,
there is never too much.

should they be large or small,
fabricated or home grown,

the breasts, they are quite lovely,
except when fat or full of silicone,

whether you think I am crass,
or perhaps rather witty,

allow me to be clear here,
I likem dem titties.









Now for the joke, I laughed like santa claus on crack.

(3:20:12 PM) Just me, Pearly: Hey

(3:20:33 PM) Just me, Pearly: maybe u can also asK Him whether he committed to our reLationsHip

(3:23:33 PM) Jason.: o.0?!

(3:24:32 PM) Just me, Pearly: wHich part u don't KNow

(3:24:34 PM) Just me, Pearly: ?

(3:24:40 PM) Jason.: the whole thing?

(3:26:30 PM) Just me, Pearly: asK Him whether he serious or Not La

(3:27:16 PM) Jason.: he still no online ... -_-

(3:27:21 PM) Jason.: dunno where he go sia. lol

(3:32:03 PM) Jason.: lol

(3:32:10 PM) Jason.: when u both tgt sia!

(3:34:45 PM) Jason.: u there?

(3:53:26 PM) Jason.: hello?

(4:16:35 PM) Jason.: z

(4:16:37 PM) Jason.: k nvm

(4:19:04 PM) Just me, Pearly: I here already

(4:19:14 PM) Just me, Pearly: pLaying games just Now

(4:19:21 PM) Just me, Pearly: if he serious I can OK

(4:21:02 PM) Jason.: LOL

(4:21:08 PM) Jason.: when u all tgt de?

(4:21:18 PM) Just me, Pearly: ?

(4:21:21 PM) Just me, Pearly: what u mean

(4:21:31 PM) Jason.: when u both got together?

(4:21:39 PM) Just me, Pearly: Not yet

(4:22:01 PM) Just me, Pearly: but if he serious with The whole THing

(4:22:06 PM) Just me, Pearly: then I also can

(4:22:26 PM) Jason.: wa

(4:22:35 PM) Jason.: hmm k i see when he online again i ask him k?

(4:22:52 PM) Just me, Pearly: OK

(4:23:38 PM) Jason.: eh?

(4:23:46 PM) Jason.: u didnt add him on msn?

(4:25:31 PM) Just me, Pearly: Not yet

(4:28:14 PM) Jason.: oo

(4:28:59 PM) Just me, Pearly: I THinK maybe he with family Go holiday liao

(4:29:11 PM) Jason.: dunno eh



Editor's notes: Joke of the year 2009, No other joke this year will be funnier than this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only time I laughed this hard was during my sec 3 adventure camp with my classmates. Something about a trilogy. Anyway, this came close.


06-2-09 update

Jason: Eh, I think that guy has a girlfriend already

Pearly: who!?!

Jason: dunno.

*Pearly goes to find out*

Pearly: Cindy is it? (at this point, I have no fucken idea what's going on.)

Jason: no idea.

Pearly: orh. break up liao tell me hor.

Pearly: Faster break up also good (I do believe I ripped a hole in this dimension with the force of my laughter.)


Credits to jason for sending me the conversations.

This was like a class wide practical joke, similar to william hung's rise to fame, like everyone just went, GO MAN, YOU ROCK, YOU CAN DO IT! and laughed like crazy marfuckas backstage.

Note: For those who don't get why this is so funny to me, I'm very sorry, you may experience 10% of why this is so funny through the RP photo database search on www.Yandao.com







No idea what this means but I found it quite nice.

S A T O R
A R E P O
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Oh and of course after so long without posting, I gotta leave some witticisms here.

Immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPIDITY lasts forever.