TAGGED OMFGWTFDOIDO?BBQIMBAH4X

Got tagged by jason, now how do I get this graffiti off (for those who understood that joke, congratulations, now go cap some foo')

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.



#1 If your friend betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Time to fry motherfucker.


#2 If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Have a huge ass mansion, shaped like an ass, the donkey, not the anatomy, just for the novelty of it.

Second dream, easily accessible cheap source of machine guns for dickson only, and a license to cull stupidity.

#3 What will your dream wedding be like?
I'm 18 years old! wtf?


#4 Are you hungry?
It's 8.52PM, I'm just starting on my dinner while typing this.


#5 What’s your ideal lover like?
Someone whom I can talk to about basically anything, Who's views are thought provoking. Someone beautiful to me basically. Same as everyone else isn't it?

#6 Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
The latter, don't shit me please. especially the ladies.


#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
What is this waiting shit? I can barely wait the 9 minutes it takes to get from yishun to woodlands and you're asking me to wait while the girl has fun with another guy? fuck no. If she's attached, she's attached. I respect that relationship and I'll leave it as it is.

Guys, stop being fucking dicks in jars waiting for girls to make up their minds whether they want to be with you or the other dick.


#8 If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
What can be done? Be a friend duh.


#9 Is there anything that has made you happy today?
Yes, I have a mildly sadistic streak in me and I enjoy seeing stupid people act like they are suffering and put on acts. Thus, I visited friendster. Saw oxymoronic names idiots give themselves. scratch that, saw mOLoNiC niickS iiDiioTs GiiB thEmSeLvEs d3 nEhXz.

ok, stop. Listen.

I have never been part of any scene before in any culture or subculture around the world. I do know however, THAT FUCKING METALHEADS AND ROCKERS DO NOT fucking-hamster-running-in-a-wheel CRY NOR WRITE BULLSHIT ABOUT SUICIDE AND OTHER PUSSY SHIT.
What is this PUSSY crap you wimpy excuses for stick insects.


#10 Is being in a college fun?
Hell Yes.

#11 How do you see yourself in ten years time?
Depends.


#12 Who are currently the most important people to you?
Muh parents, my friends. Obviously. DUHHHHHHH


#13 What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Jason- funny dude with funny friends =X ahahahaha you know why.

#14 Do you believe in miracles?
*insert mariah carey song*
There can be miracles!!! when you belieeeeeeve!!!

Hell yes there are miracles, Our very existence is a miracle,

Here's a miracle you can try,
1. Pluck a random twit of the street, or school. Plenty to choose from.
2. Go down to any library or heck just get a storybook off your shelf.
3. Carefully place the book open from the first page in front of the twit.
4. Place a wide assortment of heavy weaponry pointing to the twit (motivational factor)
5. Give the twit a very very very hard decision to make. Read the book or die m*therf*cker

Seriously, though, if a typical twit ever reads an entire storybook, just a storybook, that there, my friends is a fuckin' miracle. Walking on water would be cake if a twit read a book.


#15 Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
Depends on how emotionally unstable I am.

#16 What’s the first thing you do every morning?
Ask someone to turn off the sun.

#17 Would you give all in a relationship?
typical guy answer, thinking with the other head, (yaknowwhatimean) oh yeah, I'd give it all. ya know what i mean baby?

Typical dickson answer, say whu?

#18 If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Whichever is more beautiful to me and responds in a lovelier manner.

#19 What type of friends do you like?
Friends with different views, Friends who are funny, Friends who dare to be different, (note, not those fucking rebels without a clue.)

#20 What type of friends do you dislike?
They wouldn't be my friends if I disliked them.


Bonus content:

Random facts about dickson.

I read on average, 70 books a year. Sometimes aloud. Sometimes with a british accent.

I laugh at hokkien words a lot.

I am a superhero, they call me Sarcasm dude.

I stopped watching television since secondary 2. No reason why.

I have anger problems.


Grind them into fragments and shit them out tomorrow
Hollow out your enemies and fill them up with sorrow
Watch 'em wallow.
Defeat is the hardest thing to swallow.
Show them who the boss is and respect is bound to follow.



Fought many battles.
Glorious
Victorious
Now my name's gonna be Notorious



I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, and it makes the world easier to sort out.
-George Carlin.



I don't know what I'm typing.



Shut up.
-Dickson