Song meanings explained by an ah beng

Lips of an Angel
-Hinder

cheebye tio STD
-Chao Ah meow

Honey why you calling me so late?
(ah, simi tai ji)
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
(Bedroom activities la, kin leh)
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
(walao, kao bei simi. kin eh)
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud
(KNN neighbours complaining liao)

Well, my girl's in the next room
(char bor in next room)
Sometimes I wish she was you
(I wanna sex you)
I guess we never really moved on
(I still have the mind of a 12 year old)
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
(I just orgasmed)
It sounds so sweet
(My orgasm is wild)
Coming from the lips of an angel
(I love your mouth)
Hearing those words it makes me weak
(you said you have herpes)

And I never wanna say goodbye
(till you pay my STD clinic bill)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
(cuz of that mouth, Hot damn.)
With the lips of an angel
(mouth of the devil)

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
(actually no, it isn't)
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
(wet)
And does he know you're talking to me
(I punched his lights out)
Will it start a fight
(I'll punch him again)
No I don't think she has a clue
(Her IQ 5 nia.)

Well my girl's in the next room
(told you liao, she's next room nia.)
Sometimes I wish she was you
(Come to my bed now.)
I guess we never really moved on
(I still have the mind of a 12 year old)
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
(second orgasm)
It sounds so sweet
(not so wild, but still pretty good)
Coming from the lips of an angel
(with the tongue of a devil)
Hearing those words it makes me weak
(better not have gonorrhea)

And I never wanna say goodbye
(nabei my STD clinic bill!)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
(promiscous girl)
With the lips of an angel
(sick of saying the same thing liao)

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
(chao cheebye no originality)
It sounds so sweet
(keep singing same lines)
Coming from the lips of an angel
(learn to rhyme some new shit leh cheebye)
Hearing those words it makes me weak
(kao eh your song writing skill is weak.)

And I never wanna say goodbye
(PAY THE GODDAMNED BILL)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
(CHEEBYE SAME LINE AGAIN)
With the lips of an angel
(MIND OF A DONKEY)

And I never wanna say goodbye
(WELL I FUCKING DO)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
(NOT ANYMORE)
With the lips of an angel
(FUCK OFF)

Honey why you calling me so late?
(FUCK OFF LA LIMBEI DOTAING)

I had to switch my mind into ultra low gear for this post, the gear i reserve specially for arguing with dumbtards who refuse to see past their own delusions of grandeur and prolly never will.