Don't ever send me christian mail. fuckers.

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when Scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune "3 for the Price of 1" God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how Jehovah/Spirit/Christ slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and animals!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established approximate age of the Earth (a few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this Planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While Modern Science, History, Geology, Biology, and Physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the Will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and Church History - but still call yourself a Christian.


Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion...several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.

- Mark Twain, 1835-1910 "Letters from the Earth.

Shut the fuck up for once, I don't think you will though, you all don't like to listen. You wanna learn? first thing. silence. shut the fuck up.


Do you think that if Jesus came back to earth, he would want to see another fucking cross hanging from all his followers necks as if they wanted to kill him all over again?

Pictures for my bitches.

Private message.

I will do what it takes for my people to survive.
If 300 villages have to fall to feed my people. So be it.
If I piss 42675146 people off to feed my people. So be it.
If my people are threatened. Zeus and hades themselves and your various gods will piss their self damned pants in fear of my wrath.

For I am Dickson.

LAWL


*hears paula scream, "EGO MANAGEMENT!!!"*





I'll kick you in the nuts so hard, you'll fly back in time and hand your own father a condom when he was making you. -Dickson

I wonder

I've got nothing to blog about.

Therefore I will blog about nothing.

















































That's a lot of nothing right there.